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Weeny Jokes

What’s small than a teeny weeny fly?

A fly’s teeny weeny!!

My mom told me this joke when I was about 6 and it still makes me smile every time I think of it!

Size difference

Q: What's smaller than a teeny weeny Ant?
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A: An Ant's teeny weeny!

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny

Who spilled some gin on his weenie

Just to be couth

He added vermouth

Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
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