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Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can’t witches get pregnant?

Because their husbands have hollow weenies.

Why couldn't the witch have babies?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie.

Why can't ghosts reproduce?

Because they have hollow weenies!

Happy Spooktober!

Where do baby ghosts come from?

We all know the girl ghosts have booooo-bies but how do the boy ghosts do anything with their hollow weenies?

What do you call a hot dog with no center?

A Hollow Weenie!

HALLOWEEN JOKE: Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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