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Watchmakers Jokes

Watchmakers

Do you think watchmakers ever take a day off to unwind?

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man walks into a watchmakers...

...drops his pants, and proudly whips his dick out on the counter.

The woman behind the desk, unperturbed, says "This is a clock shop, not a cock shop".

The man turns to her, replying, "Then put two hands on this!"

A man walks into a watchmakers shop, walks up to the assistant and drops his trousers in front of her.

She looks at him for a moment, sighs, and says "sir, we only service watches and clocks, please put THAT away."

The man replies "It IS a clock, but it's missing a few things, so would you mind putting two hands and a face on it?"

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