Horologists probably never get tired of hearing the same repeated jokes when they mention their profession.

They deeply appreciate things that happen like clockwork.

How would you describe an obsessive horologist with disassociative identity disorder?

Someone with too much time on his minds.

I'd love to discuss your mother, but I don't study clocks

You see, I'm not a horologist.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.