Horologist Jokes - 4 Hilarious Horologist Jokes

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How would you describe an obsessive horologist with disassociative identity disorder?

Someone with too much time on his minds.

What do you call a weatherman who loves steak and watches?

A meaty horologist

My grandad always said "there are no small parts..."

Lovely man, terrible horologist.

I'd love to discuss your mother, but I don't study clocks

You see, I'm not a horologist.

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