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Waifu Jokes

how many tickles does it take to make a waifu laugh?

ten tickles

It makes sense that the universe is actually a hot waifu

No wonder life is so hard.

I sent my waifu an apple tart with a note.

"Please notice me, sent pie."

My waifu is the square root of -100

She's a perfect 10, but imaginary.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A facebook user, a LINE user (japanese social media), and a redditor are having a drink at a bar.

The facebook user says "I've got to go home and spend time with the wifey."

The LINE user says "I must go home and spend time with the waifu."

The redditor says "Then I'll go home and spend time with the wifi."

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