Vax Jokes

measles

Both are raising the world’s average IQ

They tend to get offended by those hurtful little jabs

In my family

The Final Countdown

Adulthood. I hope this isn't taken.

They never get old.

Ask them who won the election.

They were great for a year or two, but they should be dead by now.

I just don't think thier brand of vacuums are as good as the competition.

Ouija board

It's only a joke.

Because most American politicians don't seem to care if kids get shot.

He cries all the time, seems like he is going through a midlife crisis.

There’s usually a dead baby.

Alive

Edit: 3 beautiful children

Edit: 2 children

Aren't for long.

Marco polio

they both die in new

They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!

Because he was in his midlife crisis.

The people who make them always say they last longer than they actually do.

Clearly, he needs to be surrounding by other people who don’t last long.

they tend to be older than anti-vax kids!

It's called the cemetery

Excuse #5: "I like to play life with the default biological settings".

Excuse #4: "I like to take my chances and play it on extreme difficulty, just like old school style."

Excuse #3: "Pay to win? Eww."

Excuse #2: "I'll rather die than pay for DLC."

Excuse #1: "I swe... read more

I’m sick and tired of seeing people who are anti-vax getting bullied on social media. We have good reasons to feel this way and simply bad mouthing us or attacking us is not going to change our mind. We will not be silenced.

I for sure will never have one again. No chance, no matter what you ... read more

They always preferred Dyson.

There were way too many shots going around.

Doctor: He's just going through a mid-life crisis.

They come in many shapes and sizes, normally created by people that have less-than-average intelligence, and most importantly never gets old

Both of them.

Later on, the woman gives birth to a healthy baby boy. However, shortly after the baby's 1st birthday, he died.
During the funeral, people noticed that the mother kept muttering to herself as she cried.

While lowering the casket, the mother kept shouting: "I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! OH, I SHOU... read more

Unfortunately the Oijia board wasn’t working

Much funnier if someone else gets them.

Neither give shots to children.

The walking dead

A whooping-coffin

They all got shots

Swish, swish, bish

Another one in the casket

"you should give me a discount! It's my son's 3rd birthday", She says

The cashier then replied "in that case, I'll apply the senior discount"

He was having a mid life crisis

And she says that better be heroin !

But i guess he wont get many of them tbh

Stupid cemetery rules.

Neither did her kid.

Doctor: "Yes. Don't get too attached to him."

The kids I mean, not the jokes

The neighbor says, "Well I have to go but send my best wishes to the kids. Tell them I hope they can shoot for the moon."

The mom rather embarrassed says, "I'm sorry... In our family we don't allow shots at the moon."

"Nobody," says God. "There is no conspiracy, and vaccines do no cause autism."

"THEY GOT TO YOU TOO?! HOW FAR UP DOES THIS GO?!"

2020 that is

They prefer the term "mid-life crisis"

Most anti-vax mothers are actually vaccinated.

Which, depending on what you believe, might explain their autism.

I saw one getting vaxed under the overpass three times this week.

And that means my Reddit account is older than most anti-vax kids ever will be.

I'm embarrassed to tell people that she's Auntie Vax.

I told her it was amazing, I too am Pro abortion at any time.

officer: thank you mam, it looks really nice but I think you got confused between vax and wax

That way she will have to explain to her nieces and nephews why she is Auntie Vax.

What’s a video game title you can also call an anti-vax
Kid?



Half-Life

So you've probably heard the Brazilian variant of COVID is a bit more infectious than what we have here up north.

Don't worry, I hear things are going to clear up a lot down south when they get a Brazilian Vax.

Anti-vax.

because all of the anti-vax kids are dead.

Anti-vax children

Simple! Become an anti vax parent.

Anti vax children aren’t stupid, they just prefer free trials. Of everything. Including life.

He's now known as Novax Djokovic

Ok now all the anti-vax people ran away, there's a huge party at my house and you are all invited!

A control group for our studies confirming that vaccines do not cause autism.

A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes ... read more