Unfurled Jokes - 3 Hilarious Unfurled Jokes

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A man is sitting on his back porch when he sees a teenage boy walking along the road carrying something in his hand...

He yells to the teen "What do you got there?"

The boy yells back "chicken wire"!

"What are you doing with that chicken wire?" asks the man.

The boy yells back, "I'm going to go catch some chickens!"

The man laughs and yells to him, "I don't think you know what you're doi...

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He sat and sighed beside the road -

His engine's gasket blown.

His car was old and cold and towed.

The man was left alone.

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'I need to find a place to stay

Until it's fixed,' he spoke -

But as he rose to walk away

Arrived a band of folk.
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The Watchmaker

The Boy was due to meet his friends down the third alley from the green sign. The bar at the end of that alley, they had said, was a place where spirits and souls mixed together with the languid flow of warm summer air.

But The Boy had started drinking when the sun was still ascending, and n...

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