Why in the world did a Kenosha, Wisconsin police officer shoot the unarmed Jacob Blake in the back SEVEN TIMES, leaving him paralyzed?

Because he ran out of bullets.

A police officer shoots and kills an unarmed civilian

The officer is immediately arrested and eventually found guilty

Why would Donald Trump run into an active school shooting, even if unarmed?

Because he knows one of his supporters would never shoot him

Why was the paraplegic man shot

He was unarmed

My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen

He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

Why snakes can't rob a bank?

Because they are unarmed

Saw a man without arms but has a gun...

So basically he was armed and unarmed at the same time

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A cowboy walks into a saloon, you can tell he isn’t a local and looks like an outlaw...

So the bartender stops and asks him if he knows Pepe Lopez, the meanest outlaw around. Well the cowboy takes a shot of his whiskey and says, “do I know pepe Lopez, ha”

I was out in the desert last week minding my own business when Pepe Lopez jumped out of some bushes and surprised me. Now I w...

I'm afraid to be around unarmed black men.

What if the police miss and shoot me by mistake?

- Mommie, what is a Canadian?

\- It's an unarmed North American with health insurance, sweetie.

What do you call when two soldiers with both upper limbs lost and are still fighting one another?

An unarmed conflict

Why was I arrested for only 1 year with a $5,000 fine after killing an unarmed African-American man?

On charges of "impersonating a police officer".

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal ?

"Don’t shoot, I’m unarmed."

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I love my job! I'm on paid leave for weeks, maybe months.

All I had to do was shoot an unarmed black man. I love being a cop.

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So two men get drunk together and start beating each other up

After several hours, when every attempt has been made to split the two up, a bystander decides to just cut their arms off to stop all the punching. But then the drunks start kicking the shit out of each other. So the bystander cuts their legs off.
So there they lay, unarmed and defeated.

What do you call it when two men without arms get into a fight?

Unarmed combat

Funny joke, I think.

A robber who had no arms tried to rob me, good thing he was unarmed.

Be careful, they call me T-Rex!

I'm unarmed and dangerous.

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A very old veteran is telling a war story to his grandkids...

"So... My commander told me I was volunteering for scouting the area... So I grabbed my gun and went. After maybe two miles crawling in the mud, I fell into a hole and lost my rifle. As I got up, I found myself unarmed in front of 5 german soldiers! And then.... I shat my pants....

-That's un...

Why are amputees the easiest to subdue?

They’re always unarmed

Why did the knight stop fighting after all his limbs had been chopped of?

He'd been unarmed and defeated

An amputee broke into my house last night and tried to steal my stuff

Luckily he was unarmed

Why did the limbless gladiator surrender?

He was unarmed and defeated.

A man called the police to report a burglar

A man called the police to report a burglar in his back yard shed. The dispatcher responded "we don't have anyone available right now but when some one is free, we'll send them your way" and then they hung up.

The man waited 5 minutes and called back. "Hi. I called earlier about the burgla...

Oscar

• Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Don't try to surprise

Oscar Pistorius


• She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

• Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.

• When Oscar Pistorius sai...

Gladiator's Monday

A gladiator was having a rough Monday at the arena.
His opponent had sliced off both of his arms.
Nevertheless, he fought on, kicking and biting as furiously as he could. But when his opponent lopped off both of his feet, the gladiator had no choice but to give up.
He was now both unarmed...

A man tries to punch a wood chipper

He is unarmed.

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