You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing?
A pitchfork
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There were two avid sailors
who were proud of their well-kept boats (the "Tuning Fork" and the "Robert Frost", respectively). In all ways they were evenly matched as able sailors except when it came to braiding rope. Not that the Tuning fork’s captain’s braids were deficient, but the other had a flair when it came to bra...
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The mail gets delivered and...
The mail gets delivered and this busy Mom sees that she has been given mail for her neighbor. She scoops up her baby and goes out to deliver it to the correct house. She walks a couple houses down and pops the mail into the mailbox. Almost immediately her baby starts making a sound like a tuning for...
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