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I had a nightmare last night that my Tik Tok account was deleted

It was scary, because for a second I thought I had a Tik Tok account.

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Tik tok < pornhub

I met a cute girl at bar recently she told me she was a tik tok influencer,

I said cool I’m on pornhub, maybe we should collab,

either way its only gonna last 10 seconds.

Today, I made a tik tok.

Then I made the tick sit, roll over, and do a flip.

Tik Tok is mostly just millions of users imitating each other.

They should change the name of the app to Kpy Kat.

If Trump banned Tik Tok because it's made in China

Why doesn’t he just ban the Corona Virus?

The girl I had a crush on asked me to make an account on tik tok and follow her.

My country banned Tik tok the very next day.

My brother just told me tik tok is better than reddit

So where's a good place to hide a small corpse?

Does anyone know why tik tok data is getting stolen?

I thought they would be looking for intelligence.....

I had a nightmare

I had a nightmare were I dreamt someone had stolen my Tik tok acount .

For a second I was really worried that I had a tik tok acount .

I'm ashamed of myself for the dad joke I made today.

Coworker was talking about a Joe Rogan episode with Jim Miller where they talked about Lyme Disease.

We continued the conversation and at the end I said "I guess the kids have tik tok and we have tick talk." I don't know how to feel after that one. Had to share somewhere.

CIA Uncovers Chinese Plot to Make America Stupid

It's called Tik Tok.

Microsoft is so stupid...

They are willing to pay $1B for tik tok, I got it for free from apple store.

I walked into my room to find my girlfriend watching a video.

"Hey baby, what are you watching?", I ask.

"Ted talks", she mumbles softly.

"Really?", I say. "That's so awesome! What's your favorite talk? Mine is---"

"Baby, I said 'Tik toks'..."

My friend showed me this awesome app where you can watch exotic creatures

Apparently it is called Tik tok

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