"You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out of the audience a man shouts "You lying maggot!"
"Silence in the court!" the judge shouted back. He turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."
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The indicted serial killer was asked to stand. "You are charged with murdering a young schoolteacher with a chain saw," the judge intoned. "Lying bastard!" a man shouted from the gallery.
The judge fixed the unruly fellow with a Stern stare, but continued. "You are also charged with murdering a housewife with a shovel. "Damn tightwad!" the man bellowed. "Sir," the judge warned, "you cannot disrupt ihe court like this. Explain these outbursts." "I've lived next do...