Tie Dye Shirt Jokes - 3 Hilarious Tie Dye Shirt Jokes

A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his paperwork.

The poor man dyed a loan.

The other day I found out that I have hearing problems. I also found out that I’ve gained too much weight to fit into my favorite shirt. I went to talk to my dietician friend who gave me a piece of advice and a pamphlet.

I followed her advice, but now I’m stuck here with a tie dye shirt that still doesn’t fit and a pamphlet on “dieting and weight loss tips”.

I started a job today at the local cemetery...

The boss wanted me to start 3 graves for some upcoming burials. I went to the maintenance shed to get the backhoe. I didn't see it inside. I found the head of maintenance. A hippie looking guy straight out of the 60's. Long hair, tie dye shirt, peace symbol necklace, bandanna. The whole nine yards. ...

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