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The $50 Cruise

A man sees an ad for a $50 cruise on Craigslist. Despite his better judgement, he grabs some cash and makes his way to the address given in the ad. He opens the door to a small office and is knocked unconscious from behind.



He wakes up tied to a barrel floating in the Atlantic Ocean....

Most people are familiar with the French kiss, but few can successfully attempt the German kiss.

It's very sleek and efficient if done well, but most of the time your tongues end up tied in little knotsies.

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