Tiananmen Jokes - 15 Hilarious Tiananmen Jokes

People of China, do you want to hear what happened on Tiananmen square in 1989?

No tanks.

What do you call a bunch of dead bodies in the streets of Tiananmen Square?

Your imagination

What happened in Hong Kong this week?

According to Beijing, it's as calm as a June Summer's day in Tiananmen Square.

I have a joke about tiananmen

One problem I can’t remember it

Took down a Tiananmen Square Massacre photo yesterday...

“Censorship bad”

How is the Tiananmen square massacre similar to the Mueller report?

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How does a joke about Tiananmen start in China?

By looking over your shoulders

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If someone ever asks about your sex life, tell them it's like Tiananmen square.

There's protests and it's hidden from the public.

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My teacher was mad at me for making Tiananmen Square jokes in class.

So I denied it.

Whats the deadliest shape that no one is allowed to talk about?

Tiananmen Square

Why did the Tank Man cross the road?

What Tank Man? Who's that? Nothing happened in Tiananmen Square.

*this post has been deleted for offending our overlords*

TIL that while little is known about the Tiananmen Square "Tank Man," many eyewitnesses claim that he was actually run over shortly after the famous footage was taken. Indeed, the Mandarin nickname for this folk hero is "The Lobster"...

...because he was a crushed Asian.

I cannot understand why they don’t call the riots in Hong Kong

Tiananmen²

An American and a Chinese were arguing about which government was better

The American boasts, "clearly the American government is better. You can go to the white house with a megaphone and yell 'Trump sucks!' and you wouldn't even be arrested."
The Chinese replied, "what of it? You can go to Tiananmen square and yell 'Trump sucks!' and you still wouldn't be arrested....

A little known fact about China.

The year of the Tiananmen Square massacre was the first year China tried to introduce Tanksgiving.

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