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This World Jokes

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This world has become disgusting!

I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on reddit. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now avai...

There are two types of people in this world:

Those who can infer from insufficient information,

There are two kinds of people in this world

1. Those who can extrapolate meaning from incomplete data

There are 10 types of people in this world

1. Those who understand Binary
2. And those who don't

I'm going to leave this world just like I entered it..

With me crying and the people around me celebrating.

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There are 10 types of people in this world.

\- Those who understand binary

\- Those who don't

\- Those who didn't expect this joke to be in Base 3

\- Those who didn't expect this joke to be in Base 4

\- Those who didn't expect this joke to be in Base 5

\- Those who are pissed off at me right about now<...

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke.

I'm a beggar and I wanna make a difference in this world. You may disagree with me

But I beg to differ

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There’s two things that I love in this world…

tits

There's only two things I hate in this world.

Accidentally pressing "submit" when making a post and

There are two types of countries in this world.....

Those that use the metric system, and those that have set foot on the moon.

Some Swedish tennis players come into this world born human, some born machine ...

and some bjorn borg.

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Some times this world makes me feel like a clogged toilet.

I just can't take any more of this shit.

This joke is out of this world.

Astronaut 1 : Hi mate, I can't find any milk for my coffee
Astronaut 2 : In space , no one can. Here, use cream.

There are serious injustices that have not been corrected in this world.

For example, beating up a white guy will get you much more prison time than beating up a black guy.

After all, Assault can get you up to 25 years, while impersonating a policeman will get you 5 at most.

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If there’s one thing I love in this world, its fucking Whoppers from Burger King,

And eating them too.

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Whenever you think you're a waste of space and oxygen in this world,

remember dislike buttons exist on youtube.

There are three types of people in this world

The ones that can count
And the ones who can’t

(This is a dumb joke but ALOT of people don’t get it even after I explain it)

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There are some horrible bastards in this world.

I heard a cat outside crying, so I opened the door and saw

4 blokes in Arsenal shirts playing football with it. I was just

about to phone the police when the cat went 1-0 up..

They say that the 10 types of people in this world are those that can read binary and those that get laid.

Can someone explain to me the other 8 types?

The Three Simple Things in This World That Give Me The Most Joy In This Life Are…

Eating Puppies and Not Using Commas Appropriately.

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There’s 2 types of people in this world…those that pick their nose…

And fucking liars

There's one kind of people in this world.

Those who know about Schrodinger, and those who don't.

There are TWO kinds of people in this world:

People who are good at math, people who are good at telling jokes, and people who aren't good at either.

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those who can understand binary

Those who can understand math jokes

Those who judge a joke by its title

Those who can recognize original content

Those who can tolerate repition

Those who can leave a better joke in the comments

Those who read all the way to t...

There are 11 types of people in this world...

1 those who understand binary

2 those who don't

3 those who are sick of hearing this joke





4 those who don't check for data overruns



Commit: re-scope of overflow after code review thanks @eightvo

-- 6 those who don't check for data overrun...

There are two types of people I despise in this world...

1) Those who put animal names into words.
2) Hippocrites.

There are 2 types of people in this world.

Those who can't fill in the missing information based on the given info

The three things I hate the most in this world...

...are racists, Chinese people, and contradictions.

A man on his death bed was speaking with his wife.

"Helen," he said, "We've been through so much together. Do you remember when the shop burned down, and we lost everything of value we had in this world? We had to start over from nothing, but you were by my side."

His wife solemnly replied, "I remember, dear."

"Helen," he continued, "w...

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There are two kinds of people in this world...

...those who know what spatchcocking a chicken is, and those who get banned from the grocery store for assuming they do.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world

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And those who can't

I felt great this morning! Realized there’s two types of people in this world, those who wake up in the morning and…

… those who don’t

I hope I leave this world the same way I came into it

Naked and screaming in the back of a Trans Am

There are many invention in this world, but the shovel is absolutely...

Groundbreaking

You know...if everyone on this world was fat

We would all be closer together

In Ireland there is a tradition that holds that a dying man may ask one last question, and that it be answered truthfully.

Seamus had come to the end of his days; his time on this planet was short. Gathered around him was his wife and his four sons. Three of his sons were fine, tall men but the fourth...wasn't. Aiden was a bit scrawny, and quite thin. Seamus says to his wife:

"Mary...I've not much time left. So I...

There’s 2 types of people I hate in this world.

Racists & Blacks.

There are only 2 things I hate in this world:

1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures
2. The French

I've decided I want to go out of this world the same way I came into it

An accident.

There was this world famous painter

In the prime of her career, she started losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world.

After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was restored. The painter was so grateful that she decided to sh...

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There are two types of people in this world

Those who can stay focused and finish a task, and oh, look, a butterfly!

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