Third World Country Jokes - 9 Hilarious Third World Country Jokes

What's an Honest Politician in a Third World Country?

They take the bribe and then actually do what they promised.

The U.K. government have predicted that Scotland could become a “third world country” if they gain independence.

I don’t know if things will improve to that extent but fingers crossed for them.

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Did you guys hear about the young Japanese girl who decided to send food to a third world country?

She packed up a frozen waffle she named Carmen and wrote an address on it (that was illegible) but it never made it, and it wasn't sent back, which begs the question, "where in the world is Carmen-san the eggo?"

Circus in a third world country suburb can be a mess

So the lion tamer was doing his thing when suddenly the lion flips and starts attacking

People freak out, chaos ensues.. the two-week hungry lion runs around the arena. People run for their lives.

A disabled guy gets up on a pole in order to save his life, thinking it might be a good p...

Told my blonde girlfriend that the average family in a third world country lives off just £1.25 a day.

She said, "And I thought you were frugal..."

I like my coffee like I like my wives,

From a third world country at a reasonable price.

If Earth is the third planet from Sun after Mercury and Venus

Doesn't that make every country a third world country?

Nice to see America keeping its tradition

Of launching a coup in a third world country.

Read this one online a while back

An engineer dies and goes to hell. At first, he's reluctant to come to terms with where he is.

The devil sees him, and says" Cheer up, hell isn't so bad. I'll prove it, you can have the best room in the house."

The engineer happily accepts and is led to something that looks like it was...

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