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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What’s an optometrist’s favourite terrorist group?

Iris

There's a new terrorist group targeting gorillas

It's called Boko Harambe

What did the terrorist group say when they went to Antarctica?

The ISIS everywhere

Did you guys hear about a terrorist group flying down south for a giant snowball fight against penguins

It was all over the news, the headlines read "Isis huge in Antarctica".

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Why I changed my name

Well, for my story to make any sense, I need to clarify that I'm somewhat of a celebrity in my country. I think even internationally people have heard about me, though I'm not too sure about it (fortunately the people who know about me also tend to be technologically a bit behind the curve, so you d...
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