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Jem Jokes

What do French people say to taunt each other?

*How do you like jem'appelles?*

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

On my first day at school, me and my twin sister were put in the same English class.

The teacher then asked everyone to give one interesting fact about themselves.

'I'm actually a twin, and me and Jem were born on the 23rd of February making us Pisces.' I said.

'Jem and I' responded the teacher.

'No, definitely Pisces' I said.

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