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I am over 18

What do you call a thousand terabytes of child porn?

A pedobyte.

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I am over 18

The average human male ejaculation contains about 15.8 terabytes of information

That's a lot of information to swallow!

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When I was younger...

I used to be in a bar band called Terabytes.


We had thousands of gigs.

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I am over 18

My sex drive is absolutely huge....

Currently it's at 10 terabytes!

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Mom: what were you doing for an hour in the toilet?

Me: i was flushing 1500 terabytes worth of data

Mom: you had your laptop with you in the toilet?

Me: Sure

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What do nerds eat for breakfast?

Terabytes

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