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Terabytes Jokes

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What do you call a thousand terabytes of child porn?

A pedobyte.

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The average human male ejaculation contains about 15.8 terabytes of information

That's a lot of information to swallow!

When I was younger...

I used to be in a bar band called Terabytes.


We had thousands of gigs.

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My sex drive is absolutely huge....

Currently it's at 10 terabytes!

Mom: what were you doing for an hour in the toilet?

Me: i was flushing 1500 terabytes worth of data

Mom: you had your laptop with you in the toilet?

Me: Sure

What do nerds eat for breakfast?

Terabytes

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