Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes?

(So they land softer when they're sky diving?) No, because white ones scuff up too easily.

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Why shouldn't you go out in the savannah between 4pm and 6pm?
\--That's when the elephants go sky-diving

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Why do elephants live in herds?
\---To get the group dis...

How many magazines do you need to buy to get a pair of tennis shoes?

Ten issues.

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A man has three girlfriends, but doesn't know which one to marry... [Long]

So he decides to make a test to find out which one of the three suits him the best. He gives each of them 5K USD and says to them: Spend it on whatever you like.

The first girlfriend goes shopping. Buys clothes, jewelry, goes to the barber, cosmetics etc. She says to the man: I spend all your...

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Why is Italy in the shape of a boot?

Because you couldn't squeeze all that shit into a tennis shoe.

Damn Dirty Hippie

I live near a small store way out in the country close to a hippie commune. They're good people for the most part, although a bit smelly sometimes.

I was in there one day and a long-haired, scraggly looking fellow came in. He had a ten-dollar bill in one hand and was naked as the day he was b...

Why did the blonde enter the tennis courts naked?

Because the sign said tennis shoes only.


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Thanks for the sliver kind person

The cowboy

A lady sees a cowboy and says "are you really a cowboy?" The cowboy says "why yes mame, born and raised right here in Montana and have worked on the ranch since I was knee high to a pup."

The woman says " I've always wondered why cowboys always wear those big hats." The wide brim keeps the s...

When i was in school there was this joke floating around.

Ok so i went to a roman catholic school and below is the layout of the foyer of my school from when I was young, the arrow indicates a statue of mother Mary and the direction in which she faces. The longer part of the picture indicates a path leading away from the foyer and the squiggly line indicat...

A piece of string breaks out of prison.

Just one mile out from crossing state lines, the piece of string sees a checkpoint up ahead.

Frantic and worried that he will be recognized, the bit of string hatches an idea for a disguise.

He starts by rolling around on the ground, to the point he becomes dirty and tattered.
Ne...

An Easterner is visiting the West, and sees a man rounding up cattle on horseback.

He's wearing a ball cap, t-shirt, and tennis shoes. When the rider gets closer the guy waves him down and asks, "Hey, are you a cowboy?" The cowboy answers," Yep, I sure am." The guy asks, "Where's your Stetson, belt buckle, and cowboy boots?" The cowboy answers, "I don't want people to think I'm a ...

What do sneeze attacks and runners both have?

Tennis shoes

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