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Impost Jokes

I have Imposter Syndrome

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Don’t I?

I was asked to find the word "Impost" in the dictionary.

it was next to impossible..

Half my coworkers are imposters

They pretend to do the tasks and sabotage everything.

I often tell people I have Imposter Syndrome

But I'm sure they can tell I'm lying.

What did the imposter comedian saw when he was arrested in the House of Lords?

"The real joker's in the commons!"

Why was the Imposter so frustrated?

He just needed to vent

I went to a group therapy meeting for those suffering from the imposter syndrome.

If they only knew that I did belong there.

What does an imposter potato say?

“I’m a tater”

A patient once told me that he had imposter syndrome.

I told him he was just faking it.

I met my town's bishop at Easter mass today but I think he might be an imposter...

... he didn't move diagonally

Bernie Sanders is like...

the guy in Among us who finds the imposter but no one listens to him.

If Jesus appears to you...

Ask him to bevel-cut a jack rafter onto a door header. If he doesn't know what you mean, that's an imposter Jesus.

What do you call a fake postman?

An imposter

What do you call a child's Pokemon team consisting of 6 EV trained Dittos?

A Youngster's Roster of Fostered Imposters

Three nuns were fatally injured in a horrific auto accident on Halloween night.

Being the holy women that they were, the three of them ascended into heaven.

The nuns were stopped at the gates of St Peter.

St Peter said to the nuns “Behold! The gates of your eternal kingdom & glory. Being Halloween night, I must ask each of you a biblical question which will pr...

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