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Why can’t pirates take aspirin for their headaches?

Parrots-eat-em-all

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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s drive.”

The doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give him ?”
The lady frowned. ”Doctor, I can’t even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache,” she claimed.
”Well,” the doctor continued, ”Let me suggest something. Crush the into a powder. When you are having beans, stir it in,...

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains
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