Deck Chair Jokes - 4 Hilarious Deck Chair Jokes

Morecambe and Wise non-joke (they never got to the punchline)

There were two old men sat in deck chairs. One says: "It's nice out". The other says "Yes, I think I'll get mine out too."

I’m not prince barstool tired...

I’m not Queen deck chair tired

I’m sofa king tired

Joke my 63 year old British dad just told me...

Two American astronauts zoom off to the moon, they land on the moon safely and hop out of the module. They do some routine work, collecting rock samples, checking temperatures and the like.

Then one of them sees a man in the distance sitting on a deck chair wearing a handkerchief with knots o...

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Golden Duck

Two guys are fishing in a lake and the fish just won't bite. Then they see a duck, so they decide to catch it. The duck says: "Please don't take me, I'm a golden duck, I will lay an egg for each of you. You just make a wish, crack the egg and it will be done." They think for a while and decide: "Ok,...

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