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Swatch Jokes

We’re lucky the Swatch wasn’t made in Croatia or...

I’d have to look at my crotch to tell the time.

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What did Hitler buy at the paint store?

A swatchtika.

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I have a highly collectible wristwatch from the Third Reich...

It's a Swatch-ticker
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