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Swatch Jokes

We’re lucky the Swatch wasn’t made in Croatia or...

I’d have to look at my crotch to tell the time.

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What did Hitler buy at the paint store?

A swatchtika.

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I have a highly collectible wristwatch from the Third Reich...

It's a Swatch-ticker

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Four men are stranded on a deserted island

After wandering for days, they finally come upon a small shack in the distance. Unsure of its safety, one friend volunteers to investigate while the other three stay behind.

Taking a deep breath, the bravest of the friends walks through the front door and finds a witch waiting for him.
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