"excuse me, is this sugar free?"

**Cashier:** No. You have to pay for it.

Today marks 4 weeks of isolation. Been running 2.5 miles a day, drinking 2 gallons of water, cut out ALL meat, sugar, dairy and flour. I feel great! Zero alcohol, a healthy vegan diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 30 minute home workout each day.

I have no idea who originally posted this, but I am really proud of them so I decided to copy & paste!

Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation?

0mg

I like my coffee how i like my slaves...

Free...sugar free... or whipped.

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