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The Venus de Milo just kicked my ass.

It surprised the hell out of me, because she looks pretty armless.

I talked to Milo yesterday to see how he was doing...

He said he's "alt-right."

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When I visited the Louvre, I slapped the Venus de Milo’s ass

I think I’ve hit rock bottom

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Obama, Putin and Milo Djukanovic are on a plane...

Obama, Putin and Milo Djukanovic are on a plane. An emergeny occurs and the plane is gonna crash but they only have 2 parachutes.

Obama: "We will do it democratically and gonna vote who gets a parachute. Everyone will get one vote and cannot vote himself."

After voting Djukanovic has t...

How do we know Milo Yiannopoulos isn't a libertarian?

Libertarians don't drive slow in school zones.

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There was an elderly nurse working overnight in an emergency room.

There was an elderly nurse working overnight in an emergency room. She had been doing this, and doing it well, for 45 years. She was a good nurse, always sharp as a tack, but she was getting to the point in life where she was just starting to get endearingly scatter brained. She would frequently get...

On a dark and stormy night...

...a comet flies past Earth. This comet was enchanted, and after it flew past the world, it caused all statues to come to life, solely focused on destroying every country in the world.

No nation was left safe from this attack. The gargoyles attacked France. The Statue of Liberty led a revolt ...

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