Two friends, Dave and Darren, go on an adventure hike which would last for months. Two months in they get a bit tired of each other and decide to split up for four days and rendezvous at a mutually known bar in a nearby town.
Four days later they meet up and are back in the groove. Dave goes...
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Two brothers enlisting in the army were having their medical exams. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
“How do you account for this?” he asked the brothers.
“It’s hereditary, sir,” the older one re...
What do you call the body odor from smoking Canabis that just wont go away?
An Elongated Musk.
There was once a boy born without a body
Fred was born with no limbs or abdomen, only a head.
He spent his days viewing the world from a window next to his bed, which was frankly more of an elongated pillow, as he didn’t need much more than that.
One starry and magical night, Fred’s father sat awake with his son, telling hi...