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Elongated Jokes

I identify as an elongated fish...

People say im mentally eel

what do you call a stretched billionaire?

Elongated

What happens to Musk when he approaches a black hole?

He gets Elongated

What do you call the body odor from smoking Canabis that just wont go away?

An Elongated Musk.

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What kind of Bees produce milk?

There is no creature for which this is more true than the honey bee. Amazingly, queen bees are genetically exactly identical to worker bees. But they’re fed a different diet from worker bees their whole lives, from the time they are tiny larvae, until the day they die. This different meal plan cause...

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Pierre Dumonte Wiffade was a French explorer and biologist....

Pierre Dumonte Wiffade was a French explorer and biologist who was, in 1792, considered one of the country’s chief ornithologists. Credited with discovering and describing over 200 different bird species, he spent most of his life hopping from island to island, describing the wildlife, and moving to...
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