All girls are squirters..

Just have to know which artery to severe.

[NSFW] I got a sweater for my birthday.

I wanted a squirter. Or a screamer. Or even a moaner. But no. A sweater.

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When my girlfriend left me, she told me she faked everyone of her orgasms.

What’s worse is, she was a squirter.

Any girl is a squirter...

if you sever an artery

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Researchers have found that human sexuality has drastically changed in the last 50 years alone. (NSFW)

If your grandparents covered their furniture in plastic, it was because your grandmother was a squirter.

I wanted to know more about the people who’s job it is to squirt Gatorade into the mouths of football players.

Did a Google search for “Professional Squirters”. I won’t make that mistake again.

What’s the hottest thing about trans girls?

You know they’re all squirters

I've been lucky enough to be with several women in my life...

And I've learned that when you pleasure a woman, they are much like farts.

Some are too loud, some are near silent and, when you least expect it, you'll get a squirter.

Whats the most disappointing thing for dads on Christmas?

When he gets a sweater, but he was hoping for a screamer or a squirter.

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