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Why does a space rock make the best rock soup?

# Because its a little meteor.

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Why did the space rock break up?

It couldn’t comet.

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One space rock, said to the other space rock, “got any more gossip on the affair?” The other space rock replied, “yeah, turns out Carl’s mistress... is a man!”

Space rocks always love when the story gets meteor.

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I just learned that "Space Rock" is a genre, and is slightly disappointing,

that no one just called it "Asteroid"

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What’s a dinosaur’s favourite genre of music?

Space Rock, but they don’t mind death metal.

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