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Space Rock Jokes

Why does a space rock make the best rock soup?

# Because its a little meteor.

Why did the space rock break up?

It couldn’t comet.

One space rock, said to the other space rock, “got any more gossip on the affair?” The other space rock replied, “yeah, turns out Carl’s mistress... is a man!”

Space rocks always love when the story gets meteor.

I just learned that "Space Rock" is a genre, and is slightly disappointing,

that no one just called it "Asteroid"

What’s a dinosaur’s favourite genre of music?

Space Rock, but they don’t mind death metal.

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