Space And Time Jokes - 8 Hilarious Space And Time Jokes

Einstein asks his wife what she needed from him. She replied, “Just two things, space and time.”

Einstein: “Ok, what’s the 2nd thing?”

My wife and I are both physicists. We often disagree about space and time.

In her view, the socks should not be on the floor space and I should move them NOW.

My gf just told me that she needed some space and time

I think she wants to calculate velocity.

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So of course the man said - "Was I ...

Einstein and his wife are going through a tough time in their marriage.

Einstein: Tell me what you need, I'm here to help.

Wife: I just need two things right now, some space and time.

Einstein: Ok, so what's the second thing?

Cosmological loser

n. A person who is a waste of both space and time. .

Girl you tryna be a universe?

Cause all you need is space and time

What’s the second thing?

Einstein’s girlfriend walked up to him and exclaimed “I need two things from you, space and time”

He looked at her inquiringly and asked, “What’s the second thing?”

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