Time And Space Jokes - 6 Hilarious Time And Space Jokes

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If time and space were hot girls, you could only fuck Space

Because Time is relative.

I love the BBC’s documentaries about time and space!

I really quantum to continuum!

I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?

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How is the bathroom like the 4th dimension?

Because after I've been in there you might want to give it time and space.

A store for wisdom

Dr. Who was traveling through time and space, when he came upon a cache of the universe's best wise sayings. He loaded them into the Tardis and decided to set up a shop on a nice little corner just outside of reality to sell the sayings to the great thinkers and writers of all time. He advertised hi...

I think my girlfriend's love for Einstein's theories is driving us away from each other.

But, hey. I'll be a good guy and understand if she just wants some time and space.

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