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What do you call a homeless Hitler?

A roofless dictator.

Why did the convertible car kill a man?

Because it's roofless.

Why did the warlord drive a convertible?

Because he's roofless.

Some thieves stole all the tiles on top of my house

Roofless

What does a drop top car and a dog who lost their voice have in common

Roofless

Have you heard about the hobo gangster?

Word on the street is he's roofless.

Why should you never trust a homeless... why should you give them a second chance

Their roofless...
They can change

what do Mike Tyson and outdoor patios have in common?

They're both roofless.

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

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