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What do you call a homeless Hitler?

A roofless dictator.

Why did the convertible car kill a man?

Because it's roofless.

Some thieves stole all the tiles on top of my house


What does a drop top car and a dog who lost their voice have in common


Have you heard about the hobo gangster?

Word on the street is he's roofless.

what do Mike Tyson and outdoor patios have in common?

They're both roofless.

A roofer with a lisp

Is hired to install new roofs across the city, when he didnt get paid - he began tearing up all his hard work without discrimination.
It was roofless.

Why should you never trust a homeless... why should you give them a second chance

Their roofless...
They can change

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

Have you heard about the homeless assassin?

Well... I don't know anything for sure. But I heard he's a roofless killer!

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