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Today is better than the so called "Perfect Day" we had last month

This one goes to eleven

I'm no Trumper but these so called "health experts" are liars!

They said a mask and gloves was enough to go to the grocery store!!

When I got there, everyone else also had clothes on :/

Walked in my home to find my family members all sitting around to give me an intervention about my so called gambling problems

Bet them each $100 I don’t have a problem. Easiest bet of my life.

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy But here's my number, so call me maybe

Hi maybe, I'm dad.

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I just saw a so called “funny” t-shirt which on the front says, “I’m not gay”, and on the back says, “But my boyfriend is.”

So I asked my girlfriend to please not wear it anymore.

An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, "Like...

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