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Last time I stayed at a hotel I asked the front desk for a wake up call.

She called me twenty minutes later and said, "what the fuck are you doing with your life?"

I just asked Siri for a wake up call...

She sent a photo of me, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and beer cans.

I was staying in a hotel last night. I phoned down to reception. “Hi, this is room 26 Can I have a wake up call , please?”

She said “Yes, You’re in your mid 30s, single , live with your mother and have achieved nothing in life !"

Wake up call

A man and his wife were having some problems and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he'd need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for an early flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper: "Please wake...

My ex called me this morning

It was a wake up call.

The US must be very tired...

They've certainly missed all the wake up calls.

A guy goes to stay at a cheap hotel.

He orders a 5 AM wake up call for the next day.

Next day, the phone doesn't ring till 5:30AM.

He calls reception and complains about it saying that if he had a million dollar deal, he would've lost it due to their negligence.

The receptionist says that if he had a million dollar...

James Bond goes down to breakfast at a hotel

The hotel manager asks, "How was your wake up call, sir?"

"It was rather rude!" Bond replies, grumpily.

"Oh no! Would you care to elaborate so we make sure not to make the same mistake again?" The manager asks.

"Well I was shaken, not stirred!"

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