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What Do You Call A Man Jokes

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What do you call a man who's lost 95% of his brain capacity?

Horny.

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What do you call a man with a knife in each leg?

You call him a fucking ambulance!!

What do you call a man who gives students money?

Grant

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What do you call a man with a small penis?

Justin

Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

A. Anything you want, there's nothing he can do about it.

What do you call a man with 15 rabbits up his bum?

Warren.

What do you call a man...

...Who edges you all day and then stops just before the finish line?

>!Yevgeny Prigozhin!<

What do you call a man who invented DNA?

Gene

What do you call a man who steals a lot?

Rob

What do you call a man that shaves ten times a day?

A barber.

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What do you call a man with a condom over his nose?

Fuck knows.

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

Tearjerker.

What do you call a man who has done botox?

Philip.

What do you call a man who's so strong he can lift a car?

Jack

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves? - Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a man made out of iron

A Fe-male

What do you call a man whos attracted to young computers?

A PDFile

What do you call a man who can perform any task to an adequate degree and keeps a holy woman on a leash?

Jack of all trades, master of nun.

what do you call a man who can catch 10 fish with 1 worm?

A master-baiter

What do you call a man with 2 donkeys?

Biased

What do you call a man who is half Welsh & half Hungarian?

Well hung

What do you call a man from Pakistan who's been everywhere and done everything?

Bindair Dundat

What do you call a man who turns into a building?

A werehouse

What do you call a man & woman with no arms or legs sitting on a barbecue grill?

Frank & Patty.

What do you call a man falling down the stairs with a hard on?

Rock and roll

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What do you call a man who has trouble performing sexually?

It doesn’t matter. He’s not coming.

What do you call a man who became fat from eating too much McDonald's?

Big Max

What do you call a man doing standard deviation?

A sigma male.

What do you call a man wearing a pumpkin hat?

Gourdon

What do you call a man that never farts in public?

A private tutor

What do you call a man scared of Christmas?

Claus - trophobic.

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What do you call a man that overpowers women in bed?

A dick-tator.

What do you call a man missing his left leg and a woman missing her right leg?

Solemates

What do you call a man who impregnated a plant?

A weed whacker

What do you call a man with a clock in his head?

I don't know, just don't ask what the time is

What do you call a man and a woman who own a fishing store?

Rod and Annette

What do you call a man with one leg?

Anything you want. He can't run fast enough to catch you.

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What do you call a man with his hands up a horse's butt?

An Amish Mechanic.

What do you call a man who repairs TVs?

The screensaver

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What do you call a man masturbating in a suit?

A dapper fapper

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