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Joke a customer told me when I used to work at a call center

A husband is eating dinner with his wife and he decides to ask her

"honey how come you never tell me when you have an orgasm"

the wife replies "oh I just don't want to bother you while you're at work"

There was a man in a big city who got a job at a call center.

He was working 12 hour shifts everyday, he was entirely dedicated to his work.

He had a dog with him named Ricky and he used to play with it daily and had learnt a lot of skills in training dogs. It was his favorite dog. He also had another hobby of picking up dirty items off roads.

...

Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview at call center

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, I see the green grass and I think to myself: I hope it will be a pink day."

The Frenc...

Did you hear about the crow who worked at a call Center?

He was fired for Just Caws

A blonde calls a 24/7 support call center

The blonde asks what hours they are open for. The technical support person says β€œwe are available 24 hours a day, seven days a week.” The blonde stops for a moment a thinks. After a while she asks β€œis that Eastern or Pacific time?”

new job in call center

I got a new job with the local suicide hotline. I tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.

I work in a call center and a customer told me this one.

A lonely man puts in ad out in the paper looking for a wife.

the next day he gets 100 responses all from men saying "you can have mine"

My buddy works at a call center

and he says that everyone's always trying to outdo each other in how many calls they can make in a given time. It's even gotten to the point where small teams have formed in different sections of the office. It sounded weird, but who am I to judge him and his call leagues?

Someone called my call center today to tell a joke I don't think I've ever heard: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

I work in a call center and i'm a white dude and had an Indian customer who can't understand tech support...

Oh the irony..

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD...

How bad is it you ask?

So bad,

THAT....

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer....

"Sir, I know you are having trouble typing in your password." "Please can we try again. Your password is capital A as in Apple, lowercase T as in Tom, the number 4, Q as in Cucumber... "

This is something I actually said during my call center days. The call screeners wouldn't let me forget for months.

James Bond is laid off

James Bond is laid off and at the job center, there are only two jobs available, one in a call center and the other in a fabric coloring plant

"Huh, " said Bond, "you expect me to talk?"

"No Mr Bond, " replied the interviewer, "I expect you to dye. "

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This actually happened to me.

A few years ago I was working in a call center that promoted the use of "Pizzazz Greetings." Such examples ranged from "Thank you for calling XYZ! My name is Kandy with a K! What can I do to make your day as awesome as mine!?" To "Thank you for flying with XYZ, my name is Josh and I'll be your capt...

Mujibar was trying to get a job.

The HR Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."


Mujibar: "I am ready."

Manager: "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager...

I was so depressed last night

thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

What do you call the hair on a cows lip?

A Moo-stache.


> The perks of having too much free time in a call center.

Shovels, Asses and Camels

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this ...

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