Snoop Dog Jokes - 12 Hilarious Snoop Dog Jokes

Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle!

What would happen if Snoop Dog joined the Fantastic Four

I don't know, but I do know that The Thing will no longer be the only one stoned

Where can you find Snoop Dogs crypto

At the end of his Crip foot

What’s Snoop Dog’s favourite tool?

A chisel

Why can Snoop Dog easily win fights?

He has the high ground.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Donald Trump Michael Jackson and Snoop Dog are on a plane

Donald Trump, Michael Jackson any Snoop Dog are on a plane with 3 boys from make-a-wish foundation the pilot yells back the plane is going down and that there are only 3 parachutes. Snoop says "give them to the children. Trump yells "fuck the children". Michael Jackson look around and asks "but do w...

What did Snoop Dog use to get his whites whiter?

Bleeyotch!

What is Snoop Doggie Dogs favorite type of weather?

Drizzle

A girl wanted to get some tattoos….

She wanted a tattoo of Ryan Reynolds on the inside of her left upper thigh, and Brad Pitt on her inside upper right thigh. When the tattoo artist was finished, she was not happy with the results. She went out on the street, lifted up her skirt to the first person she saw and demanded to know “who do...

If a dog works hard investigating and helps catches criminals and listens to a cop, it's a Police Hound

but if the dog did the same thing but listened to a Private Investigator it's a Snoop Dog

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

In Soviet Russia we also have a Snoop Dogg.

But he just regular dog who work for KGB.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.