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Slytherin Jokes

I asked a girl if I could Slytherin to her Chamber of Secrets

She said that’s fine, as long as I don’t mind finding a basilisk down there.

What do you call someone from Slytherin House who is really into French pastry?

Draco Mille-feuille.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six.

One Slytherin to break it.

One Gryffindor to volunteer to change it.

Three Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder to ensure the safety of the Gryffindor student.

And one Ravenclaw to point out that they could have just used magic in the first place.

My husband offered to buy me Slytherin panties.

But I’m a Ravenclaw! I protested.

Yeah, he said, but I’ll be Slytherin them off of you.

The entire Slytherin staff is getting laid off soon

I hear they're getting a good Severus package.

What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Do you mind if I Slytherin?

Don't let this election distract you...

From the fact that Slytherin blew a 472 to 312 point lead to Gryffindor for the House Cup during the trophy presentation ceremony at Hogwarts back in 1992.

What did a Tom Felton fan reply to his tweet saying that he was about to go to sleep in his bed?

"Do you mind if I Slytherin?"

How do you ask a girl in Green House at school to go on a date with you?

Just slytherin to her house after school.





PS. I did that and went to Azkaban

I applied to Hogwarts the a few weeks back. Unfortunately, I didn't get accepted.

Figured I could just Slytherin.

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