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Skrillex Jokes

I went fishing with Skrillex once

It didn't end well, he kept dropping the bass

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Why can't you go fishing with Skrillex?

Because he always drops the bass.

My mom married Skrillex.

He's my dubstepdad.

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Why didn't skrillex's buds ever invite him to go fishing?

Because he always dropped the bass.

Once, a bucket of Sodium Hydroxide slipped out of Skrillex's hands.

He dropped the base.

How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor?

He dropped the base.

There was a really horrible sound coming from my car, so I asked Siri to identify it.

Skrillex.

There was a boy who grew up in San Francisco and he absolutely loved watching the street cars going up and down the streets.

His goal, when he grew up was to eventually drive those things. Before he even graduated high school, he applied to the street car driving school. He got accepted and once he graduated high school he headed off to training. After months of classes and tests, he was off to his first day of work as an...
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