My grandpa just walked into my room with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.
I said, “Who is this guy?”
Grandpa: This is my hip replacement.
What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
No *ball*room
Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel.
There’s no ballroom.
I tried to wear skinny jeans once
I couldn't pull 'em off
As a fat guy, I tend to avoid wearing skinny jeans.
I find it very difficult to pull it off.
I know skinny jeans are fashionable...
But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off
To the guy who stole my really tight skinny jeans...
You won't be able to run, just hide.
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For someone with a penis, wearing skinny jeans is a lot like living in a cheap mansion...
There's no ballroom.
A heavily pregnant woman goes into labor in a retail store.
A crowd gathers around her as people struggle to help, or at least make her comfortable.
Panicked a man looks around and asks "Is anyone here a doctor?!"
From the crowd steps a man wearing skinny jeans and a plaid shirt, with short, neat hair and a scruffy beard. "I'm a vegan!"
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