If the son of God drove, how would he shift gears?
Jesus Christ, Immanuel!
If Transformers are cars and cars are Transformers.
Aren't we giving Bumblebee a handjob everytime we shift gears.
A priest offered to give a nun a ride (in his vehicle)
A priest offered to give a nun a lift. She got in, and crossed her legs, forcing her gown up and revealing a bit of leg.
Out of shock, the priest nearly lost control of his vehicle, swerved aggressively, and managed to re-stabilize the car.
Once he was driving safely again, he stealth...
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There once was a boy named Stuart. Stuart was born to a single mother named August. August loved Stuart more than words could express. She took Stuart with her everywhere she went and they were very happy and inseparable. Unfortunately, one dreary day, August and Stuart were driving to town for groc...