Seize The Means Of Production Jokes - 5 Hilarious Seize The Means Of Production Jokes

A communist, like Karl Marx, says to seize the means of production...

Capitalist Donald Trump however, prefers to seize the means of reproduction.

A guy called me a c*nt after I told him I'm a Marxist.

Basically, for telling him about my plans to seize the means of production, he called me a means of reproduction.

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Communists don't grab people by the pussy.

They seize the means of production.

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I think Donald Trump is secretly a Communist!

When he said “Grab them by the pussy”, I realised he wanted to seize the means of production!

It's time to act now

Let's stage a socialist takeover of Broadway and seize the means of productions!

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