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Why do all sausage dogs look the same?

Because they're in bread

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I got my sausage dog neutered yesterday.

Now it's just a dog.

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I am over 18

I just took my sausage dog back to the pet shop. Really disappointed with it.

The sausages it made were fucking disgusting.

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What is the difference between a street seller and a sausage dog??

A street seller bawls out his wears on the pavement..

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