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I just took my sausage dog back to the pet shop. Really disappointed with it.

The sausages it made were fucking disgusting.

Why do all sausage dogs look the same?

Because they're in bread

What is the difference between a street seller and a sausage dog??

A street seller bawls out his wears on the pavement..

I got my sausage dog neutered yesterday.

Now it's just a dog.

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