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Sausage Dog Jokes

Why do all sausage dogs look the same?

Because they're in bread

I got my sausage dog neutered yesterday.

Now it's just a dog.

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I just took my sausage dog back to the pet shop. Really disappointed with it.

The sausages it made were fucking disgusting.

What is the difference between a street seller and a sausage dog??

A street seller bawls out his wears on the pavement..

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