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Samus Jokes

How does Samus take the bus?

With her Metro-ID.

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A geeky teen goes to college...

and discovers that a girl is actually interested in him. So one night they're lying down together and the girl says "Wanna smash?" The geek then pulls out his 3DS and replies "Sure! My main is Captain Falcon, what about you?" The girl, realizing that the geek misunderstood, says "Zero-suit Samus" an...

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