Rv Jokes - 15 Hilarious Rv Jokes

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An elderly man and his wife buy an RV to hit the road and see the world.

They stop at a gas station and the friendly attendant strikes up a conversation. He asks where they’re headed. The wife is hard of hearing so she asks what the man said and her husband tells her. Then the guy asks how far they’re planning to go. The wife again asks her husband what the man said and ...

A guy calls the RV place where he bought his travel trailer to ask what he needs to do to winterize it.

The guy says, “bring it on over and I’ll summarize it for you.”

The owner of the trailer says, “no, I need it WINTER……never mind! I’ll figure it out myself!”

A hitchiker is taken by an elderly couple in an RV. During the trip, the husband, driving the vehicle, says "152", and the couple laughs. Then the wife says "365" and they also laugh.

The hitchhiker then asks "What's the deal with these numbers?"

The old man replies: "We've been telling each other jokes for such a long time that we memorized and numbered them all, and now only refer to them by numbers."

A few minutes after hearing that, the hitchhiker says "984", an...

How did the new trucking and RV car dealership advertise its coming soon business?

It put out an extra long trailer in front of the establishment on tv

RV’s

WE HAVE THE SEATS

Cop pulls over a swerving RV.

Cop: I am going to have to arrest you for driving while intoxicated.
Guy: You can't arrest me I am already home.

Why did the guy with Down's Syndrome enter an RV contest at a bagel shop?

He wanted to Winnebago.

What's a bodybuilder's favorite arcade game?

"Ass-steroids." [(Asteroids)](https://youtu.be/_TKiRvGfw3Q)

Family vacation

A family of five is going on vacation. They've rented an RV for the cross country trip.
They loaded the RV with household items, clothing, recreational gear, pets and food. Off they go!

The car crashes into a brick wall minutes after starting the journey. Everyone is killed except the pet ...

Andre 3000 went camping...

...as he finishes setting up his tent, a park ranger rolls up to warn him about bear activity nearby. Specifically, an unusually intelligent and persistent bear that has a taste for 90's musicians. Andre thanks the ranger for his concern, and assures him that he'll take all the necessary precautions...

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A Baptist preacher, a Methodist preacher, and a Presbyterian preacher lived in the same small town.

The three were of similar age, and over the years, they and their wives became friends. All three retired within a few months of each other, and decided to rent an RV to drive across the country. Only a few days into the trip, they were in a horrible accident that killed all six of them.

The...

Donald and Vladimir take a vacation.

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin take a trip to Brokeback Mountain.

The two decide it's best for Putin to drive.

Half way up the sketchy mountain, Trump spots a donkey with it's head stuck in a fence.

"We need to do something!", Trump exclaims uncharacteristically.

"Ah y...

What would you drive for a family road trip across the ocean?

A Honda Sea-RV

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So there’s three guys, been friends for all their lives.

One grows up to be a Baptist minister, the other a Catholic priest, and the last a Jewish rabbi. They all eventually married and their wives became friends too, to the point that they all decided to take a trip to Florida together in an RV. On the way there they wrecked and all died, pretty soon the...

Truck full of penguins

A truck driver is delivering a bunch of penguins to the zoo when all of a sudden the truck breaks down. Now the truck driver is on a time schedule and he has to get these penguins to the zoo within 2 hours. The truck will take longer than that to repair so he flags down an RV camper and asks if they...

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