Russell Peters Jokes - 2 Hilarious Russell Peters Jokes

My father is Cuban and my mother is from Iceland. So i am......

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an Ice Cube

Cred: Russell Peters

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A genie grants a man three wishes ... "Whatever you wish for your ex-wife gets double"

" What is your first wish?" Asked the genie.
"I wish for $10 million." Said the man.
" Okay, your ex-wife gets $20 million. Next?"
" Okay, I wish for a mansion."
"Done, your ex now has 2 mansions. What is your final wish?"
The man pauses to think carefully.
"I wish for you to beat...

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