I always wondered why rock didn't beat paper in rock paper scissors

Turns out rock just couldn't cut it

If I got paid to play rock paper scissors...

I'd be making money hand over fist.

I invented a new game similar to rock paper scissors.

You have 3 cards with a color on one side and white on the other.

You and your opponent choose a card, show it face down (white part), and simultaneously switch it to know the winner.

Every player has 3 cards of 3 different colors, representing some natural elements: Blue, Red and Bro...

Make a pair of scissors, specifically designed to cut paper, made out of sharpened stone.

Call them "Rock Paper Scissors."

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Two friends fly to Vegas.

Once they were settled into their hotel they hired a hooker. Her price was a $100 each. They played Rock Paper Scissors to decide who gets to screw the hooker first. The hooker tells the winning friend to go into the bathroom and make himself comfortable. She gives him a minute and goes into the bat...

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