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Rock Paper Scissors Jokes

I always wondered why rock didn't beat paper in rock paper scissors

Turns out rock just couldn't cut it

If I got paid to play rock paper scissors...

I'd be making money hand over fist.

I invented a new game similar to rock paper scissors.

You have 3 cards with a color on one side and white on the other.

You and your opponent choose a card, show it face down (white part), and simultaneously switch it to know the winner.

Every player has 3 cards of 3 different colors, representing some natural elements: Blue, Red and Bro...

I hate arguing with deaf people

I already said you can't convince me by beating me at rock paper scissors!

Make a pair of scissors, specifically designed to cut paper, made out of sharpened stone.

Call them "Rock Paper Scissors."

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