How many a.d.d kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wanna go ride bikes?
A cop just knocked on my door...
...and tells me that a couple of dogs have been spotted chasing some kids around the neighborhood on bikes. He then asked if my dogs had been loose at all today, to see if it could have been them. I told him, "Sir, my dogs don't even know how to ride bikes."
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