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What dou you call you german friend that tends to just get up and go home without telling anybody?

Up and Heimer.



I just came up with it and im not sorry.

How dou you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Dou you know why your turds are tapered at the end?

So your butthole won't slam shut.

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