Elizabeth Taylor goes in to get her vagina reconditioned.
Elizabeth : Dr. I want to have the vagina of an 18 year old.
Dr. : Ok that can be done.
Elizabeth: Ok but please, ABSOLUTELY NO PAPARAZZI or MEDIA involvement!
Dr. : Of course, it will be completely confidential.
The surgery occurs with no complications. in f...
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"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job," said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket. "Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo," I replied.
"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one," she said.
"My point exactly."